Random thoughts v1.0

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bran
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Re: Random thoughts v1.0

Post by bran » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:02 pm

My mate is such a funny cunt..out on his bike with a few mates..stopped to have a look at the countryside and a coffee..other peoples stop to look at his bike..two birds come over..one asks if he will go out with her on the bike..him being a bastard..and she being ugly as sin..he opens her mouth a bit and says "Nah".."Whatcha do that for?" she asks smiling.."Looking to see if me bollocks would fit too..now fuck off me bike" says he..everyone except her laughs and chokes on tea/coffee..even her sister..
As i said..a right funny cunt. :fred: :D ..bless his big sturdy feets.
I blame Hayden for everything..and Cherry..but Graeme is just a poor innocent pawn in their evil plans. :o :shock: :x :D

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Re: Random thoughts v1.0

Post by Moefugger » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:50 pm

Gotta make sure.

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Re: Random thoughts v1.0

Post by peekay » Fri Feb 15, 2019 7:24 pm

Where's the Smurfy Lady?

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Re: Random thoughts v1.0

Post by UKatheist » Sat Feb 16, 2019 6:40 pm

probably trying to dig out her car.

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Re: Random thoughts v1.0

Post by bran » Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:57 am

Brainz to brainz.. :D
I blame Hayden for everything..and Cherry..but Graeme is just a poor innocent pawn in their evil plans. :o :shock: :x :D


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