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Sea3
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Tortoise weird news

Post by Sea3 » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:42 am

Woman On Vacation In Spain Went To The Hospital Feeling Ill, Doctors Found A Dead Tortoise In Her Vagina

https://www.inquisitr.com/5083171/woman ... itter-main

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Re: Tortoise weird news

Post by Ian4 » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:02 pm

Defiantly falls into the weird news category, yikes :shock:

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Post by Hayden » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:38 am

I imagine it's a very easy mistake to make. Of course, my imagination is pretty dark.
It's not that I don't care it's just that...what was I talking about again?

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Post by Moefugger » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:38 pm

Lucky it was not a snapping turtle.
In her snapper.

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Post by BurntBulb » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:26 pm

Bet ya it was a box turtle.
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Post by aman » Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:12 pm

BurntBulb wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:26 pm
Bet ya it was a box turtle.
Teenage mutant ninja fer sure

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Re: Tortoise weird news

Post by bran » Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:13 am

Typical bloody tortoise..turtles are cooler..i especially like "Elenore"..cool song.
How the fuck do yer keep a straight face when someone turns up with a tortoise up their gash..bet they took loads of pics! :wank:
I blame Hayden for everything..and Cherry..but Graeme is just a poor innocent pawn in their evil plans. :o :shock: :x :D

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Post by peekay » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:34 pm

"After several days, the discomfort intensified and the woman found her way to a local emergency room. What happened next is not entirely clear. The Sun noted that a number of local Spanish publications reported that doctors found a dead tortoise, though some reports suggested that it was actually a smaller turtle. But the British newspaper could not independently verify any of these claims, and the hospital said it could not comment."

Mmmm, I bet they couldn't!

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Re: Tortoise weird news

Post by bran » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:03 pm

Tortoises are known to carry salmonella..wonder if she now has a no eating and wash yer hands properly sign tattoed on her belly? :shock:
I blame Hayden for everything..and Cherry..but Graeme is just a poor innocent pawn in their evil plans. :o :shock: :x :D

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Re: Tortoise weird news

Post by BurntBulb » Sat Dec 08, 2018 2:55 am

bran wrote:
Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:13 am
Typical bloody tortoise..turtles are cooler..i especially like "Elenore"..cool song.
How the fuck do yer keep a straight face when someone turns up with a tortoise up their gash..bet they took loads of pics! :wank:
Just for you and your exoskeleton friends...

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